Coffee Time Skeleton Sweatshirt – Funny Barely Alive Before Coffee Crewneck for Coffee Lovers

Start your day in cozy comfort with our Coffee Time Skeleton Sweatshirt – the perfect pick for coffee lovers who aren’t quite alive before that first sip. Featuring a fun skeleton design holding a steaming cup of coffee and the phrase “Barely Alive Before Coffee”, this unisex heavy blend crewneck is equal parts funny and comfortable.

Made from a premium 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend, this sweatshirt is soft, warm, and designed to last. The ribbed knit collar keeps its shape wash after wash, while double-needle stitching ensures durability. With no itchy side seams and a classic relaxed fit, it’s a go-to for chilly mornings, coffee shop runs, or lounging at home.

🌱 Ethically crafted from 100% U.S. grown cotton with OEKO-TEX certified dyes for an eco-friendly finish.

☕ Whether you’re shopping for yourself or a fellow caffeine addict, this coffee skeleton sweatshirt makes a hilarious and cozy gift!

Key Features:

• Medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for all-day warmth

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness + durability

• Classic fit with crew neckline

• Tear-away label for itch-free wear

• Ethically made with sustainable practices

Disclaimers:

• White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties

• Orange variant may have subtle hue shifts in lighting